Impossibly Inadequate

two-men-one-angel:

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ohmalley-thealliecat:

artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch and now they’ve been married 25 years

they get a long in a similar way

they love each other, but they don’t like eachother

I might find a soul mate yet

My mum only said yes to marrying my dad cuz she thought he was joking 


My dad once said that my mother hated him so much that she had grown fond of him


I want to make you smile and I want to make you cum.
I want to hold your hand and I want to hold your hips down while you’re writhing.
I want to make your eyes light up and I want to make them roll in the back of your head.
I want to be your reason to wake up and your reason to stay in bed.
I want to kiss your wounds and I want you to leave them on my back.
I want to play with your hair while you sleep and I want to feel it between my fingers while you are on top of me.
I want to memorize the repetition of your breathing and I want to memorize the sporadics of your moaning.
I want to see the arch in your grin and I want to feel the arch in your back before you collapse.
I want to go out to dinner with you and I want to go down on you.
I want to to feel you in my heart and I want to feel you inside me.
I want to make you laugh and I want to make you scream.
I want to still be able to taste you in the morning.
I want you in every form.

(trm) Desire  (via 6bitch6craft6)

#babe

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only one person came to
mind when I read this

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(Source: acutelesbian)


The 23rd marks 8 months with my love. Things aren’t always easy but it’s worth it. No one knows me better than he or makes me smile more.


Turns out I walked 7.5 miles tonight. Still, I’m glad I did. I worked a lot of things out in my head and I feel relaxed finally.


My love and I had better take a nap after we get out of work. I haven’t even clocked in yet and I’m ready to go back to sleep


If all of my friends bought me a gram or two I’d have a really great birthday.